Should slippers shuffle off this mortal coil?
Who invented slippers? Those awful check monstrosities one buys at Marks & Sparks.
My mother had a thing about slippers. She hated them. "Nasty sloppy things" she would decry " Make your feet spread".
My ballet school didn't like them either for similar reasons and veroukas. "Never let you bare feet touch the floor" was the order of the day.
So imagine my horror when I got my first solo role in Benjamin Britten's first Noyes Fludde at Aldeburgh when the entire caste of hundreds were kitted out with traditional slippers from Marks & Sparks. They were horrible, infact my whole costume was horrible and green!
I got used to wearing horrible costumes, designers hate women it appears, but I think those horrible slippers were the worst.
I think my mother and school may have been right.